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How I Defeated the Tolkien Estate

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No one who gets a postgraduate degree in Hobbit Studies ever imagines they’ll be sued by the Estate of J.R.R. Tolkien. I certainly didn’t expect to wind up in court against Christopher Tolkien and his lawyers, like Frodo Baggins facing down the Nazgûl on Weathertop. Little did I know I was heading into a legal and scholarly Midgewater when I wrote and published The Lord of the Rings: A New English Translation.

As anyone who’s read the appendices to The Lord of the Rings knows, both it and The Hobbit are Tolkien’s translations from the so-called “Red Book of Westmarch,” an ancient manuscript written in Late Vulgar Adûni. How Tolkien came to possess the Red Book is a mystery, and the Tolkien Estate has never allowed other scholars access to it.

Tolkien’s original translation is justly famous and beloved. He treeherds an unwieldy ancient text into lyrical modern English and captures the vast scope and romance of the epic.

It is also deeply flawed.

Tolkien refers to Quendi people as “elves,” a common term in his time, but considered highly offensive today. And while Tolkien was a great scholar of the Quenya and Sindarin languages, his command of Late Vulgar Adûni was rudimentary at best, and his translation of the Red Book suffers for it.

In the most infamous instance, Tolkien botched The Hobbit’s “Riddles in the Dark” chapter in the first edition. He was so confused by the text’s use of pronomial prefixes in the subjunctive that he has Gollum leading Bilbo to safety in the goblin caves, rather than pursuing him with murderous malice. Tolkien corrected this blunder in later editions, but the damage was done. Similarly, he describes there being nine Nazgûl, when in fact there were only three.

Because Tolkien’s Estate didn’t let anyone else so much as peek at the Red Book, his The Lord of the Rings remained the only available version for half a century. Nobody even attempted a new translation until me.

When I entered the Hobbit Studies program at the University of Chicago in 2003, I wasn’t planning to write my own translation. Like most of my peers, I was content to lead a quiet scholarly life, writing my dissertation on Adûni phonology and having friendly debates over second brunch about whether or not Balrogs have wings (they don't). The best I really hoped for professionally were a few publication credits and a full-time lecturer job at a small Franciscan college.

Read more How I Defeated the Tolkien Estate at The Toast.

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satadru
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[my kind of] nerdbait
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wmorrell
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OMG. "I discovered that the Tom Bombadil chapters weren’t original to the text at all, but had been inserted by a different author at a later date. ... whoever wrote them was almost certainly drunk, a child, or both."
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“Of course, I also knew publishing my own version of The Lord of the Rings could make my career, and maybe even land me a tenure-track position at a midsized Jesuit university”
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smadin
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now I'm so sad this isn't a real thing.
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tdarby
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"I ultimately left academia to pursue a career in the friendlier and more lucrative and efficient world of federal government bureaucracy."
crc32
1831 days ago
Actually, it's not all that far off from a real thing. Check out the backstory of "The Last Ringbearer"

Comic: The Vault

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The Vault
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Automation

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'Automating' comes from the roots 'auto-' meaning 'self-', and 'mating', meaning 'screwing'.
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Jadepearl
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True, true, true.
USA! USA! USA!
Skotte
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"Automation" is in my job title.
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jmoodie
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I got to be pretty decent at spotting this curve while at UMB, and then avoiding it. But there is no doubt about its existence.
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Yes.
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yashimii
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oh so true
linny
2151 days ago
it's really true.
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This is my weakness. I'll gladly write a script or macro to accomplish a repetitive task even though doing the task by hand would take half the time. Coincidently, this is why I use Vim, because it reduces the distance between manual and macro editing. Of course, it took me weeks to set up and learn to use Vim. That's time I'll likely never recoup.
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devicenull
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Too often true...
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lrwrp
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So painfully true.
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Satri
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Ah.. The things you own end up owning you...
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bsag
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Horribly true. Been there, done that.
satadru
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The multi-axial solution is to delegate your yak-shave. Alternately optimize using the "has somebody automated/done this in a good enough fashion" algorithm.
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stefanetal
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How the boss views most projects. And how I view his project proposals...
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Yup
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sigh, yes.
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JayM
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Ha. :) For some folks this is definitely true!
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Best definition of automating!
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Best definition of automation I have ever seen...
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Related comic: http://xkcd.com/1205/
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amijangos
2153 days ago
My thought exactly, you have a threshold of how much time to invest
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Explaining the productivity paradox.
Sydney, Balmain, Hornsby.
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Title text: 'Automating' comes from the roots 'auto' meaning 'self-', and 'mating' meaning 'screwing'.
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The Tour de France explained in animation

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An animated history and explanation of all you need to know about the Tour de France. One of the greatest sporting spectacles in the world.

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Can performance be used as an indicator of doping?

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While cycling is supposedly going through a “new era” of clean performance, fans are still jaded by the lies and deceit of the recent past. Team Sky has come under heavy scrutiny, not because of anything in particular the riders have done wrong, only because they’ve shown such dominance.

After Sky’s remarkable performance on stage 8 of this year’s Tour de France the critics have come out and scrutinised Froome’s win. Without access to direct power data, the critics have had to rely on mathematical modelling, climb times, elevation data and a handful of assumptions in their attempt to quantify Froome’s performance and speculate about whether he has doped or not.

But can performance actually be used as an indicator of doping?

VeloNews’s Andrew Hood did an interview with David Brailsford last week in which he asked the Team Sky principal why the team’s riders won’t release their power data to the public. Brailsford replied:

“There is so much pseudo-science out there right now. If you release the data, there are very few people who can properly interpret and understand that data. All you’re going to do is create a lot of noise for people who are pseudo-scientists. You can even write magazines about it.”

Brailsford is referring to “Not Normal”, a magazine released by French journalist and former Festina trainer Antoine Vayer. Released just before the Tour de France, “Not Normal” took 21 of the most successful riders from LeMond to Armstrong to Evans, quantified their performances and then ranked them across an index of suspicion.

The three categories Vayer used were “suspicious” — a power output of 410 watts at threshold — “miraculous” — above 430 watts — and “mutant” — above 450 watts. Note that Vayer standardises the performances of riders against an “average” rider weight of 70kg, allowing him to compare the performances of heavier and lighter riders on the same scale.

Vayer wrote a couple days ago that he calculated Froome’s power output on the stage 8 Ax-3-Domaines climb as 446 watts (scaled to a 70kg rider; the equivalent of 6.4 w/kg for Froome). In the article for Le Monde he described Froome’s performance as “miraculous”; on the phone to me he labelled it “not human”.

The question here is, can performance be used as an indication of doping? Can we say that if a rider is pushing above a certain number of watts they’ve exceeded human physiological limits and that they’re doping? I asked Vayer that very question.

“I don’t use the words ‘doping’ and ‘clean’. I don’t say if a rider is either. I just show people the numbers and let them make their own decisions.”

And as for Vayer’s motivations?

“I want to kill doping. I think my work brings attention to this problem. People who are not even cycling fans recognise me on the street and congratulate me on my work.”

I asked Klaas Faber, Dutch anti-doping expert and statistician, about his thoughts on performance being used used as an indicator for doping:

“Compare it with hematocrit. Riders could boost it up to 50% with impunity. It’s the same with power. With the difference that power can be monitored on the bike. Power is just another radar and a lousy one.”

That is, you can do whatever you like as long as you’re within the limit. And just because you’re under the limit doesn’t mean you’re not doping.

Ross Tucker is and exercise physiologist in South Africa who co-writes SportsScientists.com, a well-written, thought-provoking blog. Tucker focuses on performance analysis by calculating VAMs (vertical metres of climbing per hour) and watts per kilo (w/kg) of riders during the Tour de France.

After Froome’s win on stage 8 he calculated that the rider’s power up Ax-3-Domaines was 6.3w/kg or 6.5w/kg, depending on which model you use. (By way of contrast, the magic number Dr. Ferarri used to guage Lance Armstrong’s Tour winning form was 6.7w/kg, at threshold.)

Tucker is very careful to acknowledge the shortcomings of the modelling he uses and puts the numbers into context by stating variables such as how far into the race the effort took place, the tactics at play, wind direction and so on.

He also cautions people to step back and watch what happens during the Tour as a whole instead of focusing on one performance. As we saw, Sky paid a physiological price for their efforts on stage 8, with many fading the following day.

Despite the constructive skeptiscism and insights that Tucker provides, I see many people skipping past his caveats and quickly assuming that if an athlete pushes more than a certain number of watts per kilo then he is definitely doping.

Tim Kerrison is a former Australian and British swim coach and now Head of Performance at Team Sky. I spoke with Tim to get his thoughts on the issue. While you might think Kerrison has a conflict of interest in this area, given his involvement with Sky, there’s no doubt he’s an expert in the field of human physiology and performance:

“There are a lot of assumptions that go from observing a performance and translating that to a power-to-weight quantity. And then there’s a lot of assumptions made of what physiological capability is possible or impossible with a cycling athlete without doping.

It’s a worthwhile discussion to have that raises a lot of issues about performance, physiology, and limitation, but I think it’s a very long stretch to go from how fast someone rides their bike up a hill, to whether or not they’re doping.”

As mentioned, there are many factors that make it almost impossible for someone at home to calculate a rider’s power-to-weight ratio, just by timing how fast they climb and how heavy the rider is.

Tim Kerrison explains that the variables include:

” … the gradient of the climb, if they’re climbing solo or in a group, the temperature and humidity, the wind direction, where that climb occurs in a race. And there’s a big difference between a climb that goes from sea level to 1000m, versus one that starts at 1000m and goes to 2000m in the power the athlete can produce. It could be the exact same climb, but depending on the altitude the athlete will produce two very different power outputs.”

While Dave Brailsford isn’t in favour or releasing his riders’ power data to the general public because of the noise it’ll create, Kerrison offers a slightly different view:

“At the end of the day, I’d love for information to be in the hands of experts, who will apply scientific rigor to the analysis to understand the data and the many factors that affect it.”

If this data is going to be analysed with due scientific rigour and potentially raise flags, the instruments being used (i.e. powermeters) need to be reliable, accurate and consistent. There are a range of power meters on the market and all of them have their own way of calculating power. All of them have their own issues with reliability and consistency as well, and they’re not always calibrated properly.

Kerrison says, “It’s a continuous challenge for us to keep all our equipment calibrated and accurate all the time. And like any scientific measurement, it’s a very important aspect to make sure that the information and data that other people are interpreting is valid. “

I asked the late Dr. Aldo Sassi about this same issue back in 2010, and his sentiment was the same:

“Too high of a performance can be an element to suspect unphysiological performance and doping. The problem is how to measure the performance through biomechanics. You have to make estimations, and do to an estimation you always have 3-4% error. If instead you use a power meter, you need to check the calibration of each rider. Otherwise you could have the same errors in the measurement.”

So if there are concerns about the reliability of the performance data being captured, it’s only fair that we should be extremely careful about judging performances based on that performance data.

It’s been suggested that ~6.2 w/kg (at threshold) is the limit of human physiology when it comes to cycling. But Tim Kerrison isn’t convinced about the idea of a hard limit on performance.

“I don’t buy the concept that there is a relationship between measuring power and physiology. Measuring power is not measuring physiology. It’s output. It’s a big step to go from measuring power to the physiology of an athlete.”

Instead, he takes a more ambitious view.

“How many times in history have people said that things aren’t possible? Then 10, 15, 100 years later it’s commonplace. So many things people say are physiologically not possible, but that’s not a winning mentality to me to put limitations to human performance.

What we aspire to do as a team with our athletes in the long-term is to surpass those limits that people are saying are physiologically impossible — and I’m sure people on other teams are aspiring to do those things as well. It’s a pretty shortsighted approach to think there’s a limit to human performance.”

To Kerrison, it comes down to the efficiency of the human machine.

“The human body is a machine that’s frankly not very efficient. It’s somewhere around 20% efficient. So it only takes a small evolution of training practices, or a particularly efficient human specimen to go from 20% to 21% (for argument sake). It’s only 1%, but results in a 4 or 5% increase in power output. So there is a large margin of error there to go from the power an athlete can produce, to the physiology of an athlete.”

There’s also the fact, says Kerrison, that exceptional performances are just that.

“The best performances in every sport are outliers. So the fact that you’re an outlier alone, and the fact that the performance is exceptional alone, is not evidence that somebody is doping. It has to be a lot more than an absolute value of the data, and a lot of thought needs to go into how that data will be used in that context.

So can we draw a line in the sand and say one performance is legitimate and one is doped, based purely on performance data? In my opinion, from the discussions I’ve had, using direct or derived performance figures is an interesting exercise and debate, but is by no means a definitive indicator of doped performances. There is a lot of context missing when looking at a single number and a lot of assumptions that are behind these numbers.

Cycling has certainly taught us that a healthy amount scepticism is good, but for now, wait for more substantial proof before raising the red flags. Sit back and enjoy the rest of the Tour de France and don’t get too bogged down in the numbers game.

Thank you to Tim Kerrison, Klaas Faber, and Antoine Vayer for their views on this topic. Dr. Michael Ashendon did not wish to comment and we contacted Dr. Ross Tucker but did not receive a reply.

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What Major World Cities Look Like at Night, Minus the Light Pollution

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Photographer Thierry Cohen tries to reconnect city dwellers with nature through his mind-blowing composite images—now at New York City's Danziger Gallery
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Pretty awesome.
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